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THIS IS FOR YOU MEGAN!!!!

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Dear Diary,

I graduate in one month. Ack?

Love,
Catherine 

Dear Diary,

The other day I was driving back to work from picking up some lunch listening to Dirt Off Your Shoulder by Jay-Z and dancing like the pimp I am (ladies is pimps too so go on brush your shoulders off) when I noticed a girl holding a Domino’s sign on the street corner like they do and she was breaking it down to her Walkman or whatever and then I realized she was brushing her shoulders off too!! (She was doing a WAY better job than me, I might add) I danced like a fool in my car and pretended she and I were best friends and the people in the cars around me were judging me hardcore but I didn’t care cause I’m just cooler than they were and they were envious.

…And then I remembered that I’m very white…

Don’t tell anyone, k? I mean about me being white and therefore a terrible dancer/rapper. I don’t care if you tell them I made a new imaginary bff or that I’m a pimp. That’s all cool.

Love,
Catherine

Dear Diary,

I am officially going to Spain!! I’ll leave in August and come back next June! Get excited :) I know I am!

Love,

Catherine

Dear Diary,

I may or may not have eaten (but definitely did eat) way too much chocolate pudding and I may or may not have drunk (but definitely did drink) a giant diet Dr. Pepper with cherry and vanilla, and now my stomach may or may not (but definitely does) feel like it’s going to explode. Apparently today is Bad Decision Saturday. I would like to say sorry I’m not sorry, but I am sorry that I’m sorry. Or something.

Love,
Catherine

Dear Diary,

I officially applied to go to Spain to teach English today!! Yay! I’m excited to have the application done so I can start focusing on the actual trip.

What?

What’s that you say?

I have to be accepted first…

Oh. Fine. I see how it is. I’ll wait.

To waiting!!

Love,

Catherine

PS- today makes 10 months. Just a note.

Dear Diary,

I really I wish I had the time, space, and money to build all of the Harry Potter Lego sets that have ever existed and will ever exist. The I could have my own Miniature Wonderful World of Harry Potter. And I would be so happy.

But no one would be allowed to touch it. Except my Lego people. They would live there in harmony.

Love,

Catherine

Dear Diary,

There’s a Friends marathon on Nick at Night. I can’t focus on my work. But I blame that more on senioritis than on Friends. Friends is just a better excuse than not caring enough to type 500 words.

Can I just be done yet?

Love,

Catherine

Dear Diary,

Bus driver friendships are cute.

It almost makes up for the fact that I fear for the lives of myself and everyone around me when I’m on a bus.

Almost.

Love,
Catherine

Dear Diary,

I just did something that was probably stupid. And I’m not going to tell anyone about it. Except you, Diary, because you can keep a secret and won’t ask questions. Alls I knows nows is I need to get fitter. And that I don’t think that was so bad, really. We’ll see in a few days. Or tomorrow. Or something. But shhh, don’t tell anyone!!

Love,
Catherine